Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
thecuntmentality: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings Not even sorry.
lefayss: dude like dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
me: i like this character
me: no you dont understand
motherfuckingcheese: adamusprime: No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it! I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I? IM LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW I CANT BREATH